Akira: A strange experience?
A wizard’s journey and a strange occurrence.
Just before I was feeling that I asked too much, but after hearing those words filled with wonder my heart began to beat in anticipation.
Lennox: It happened a couple hundred years ago, when I was wandering a desert.
Akira: …
As Lennox retells this event, I sit, anxious to hear the rest.
Mithra: Hold on, I’m hungry now that I’ve mentioned food. Can we go home?
Akira: Seriously!?
(We’ve barely even heard his story!!)
Lennox: Are you sure, Mithra?
Mithra: I’m sure. Now that I know this won’t help my lack of sleep, I would prefer to help my lack of food.
While he says this, Mithra looks towards the herd of sheep happily munching on the grass.
Mithra: I think some lamb steak will do…
At this threatening remark, Lennox frowned and silently stood in front of the sheep as if to hide them.
With an end to our little stroll with the sheep, we made our way to the manor’s kitchen hoping to fill Mithra’s stomach.
When we entered, we found not only Nero, but those who arrived before us.
Akira: Ah, it’s Heathcliff and Shino!
Shino: Hey, it’s the Sage.
Murr: Don’t forget me! And tonight’s special feast!
Murr showed us what he was tightly holding onto…
Piggy: Oink!
Akira: A piglet?!
Within Murr’s arms, the little piglet was struggling, as if trying to escape.
Around its neck was a dashing blue striped ribbon.
Lennox: …Where did you find this little guy?
Heathcliff: Earlier, in the capital city of Central when we went to drop off sugar. They found it in the marketplace.
We couldn’t find its owner, so in the meantime we took it back to the manor.
Shino: You like it? It’s a bit on the small side, but it’s round and I bet it would look good cooked. I’m gonna ask Nero to prepare it for dinner.
Murr: Hurray! Tonight’s gonna be a treat!
Piggy: Ooink!!
Akira: Huh!? You’re planning on eating this cute little piggy?!
At the lively two’s fearsome words I looked at Nero, who in turn looked at me with a dry laugh.
Nero: I get that you guys’re wanting a good chow and all…
Heathcliff: But this pig is probably someone’s pet.
Akira: It is wearing a ribbon, and eating it seems too cruel…
Heathcliff: Right. I think we should try and find its owner again before we figure out what to do with it.
Piggy: Oink, oink!
As if agreeing with our statements, the piglet let out oinks of joy.
Murr: Wahaha! Looks like it thinks so too!
Akira: Yeah, I wonder if this piglet can actually understand our words?
Lennox: It seems that way… perhaps this piglet is different from other pigs.
Murr: That’s exactly why we should eat it! It’s probably an extraordinary piggy that will make our hearts jump out after tasting its mystery flavour!
Shino: Agreed, we won’t get many chances in our lives to eat such a special kinda pig.
Nero: Yeah, yeah, however…
Murr and Shino can only see the cute little piglet as an ingredient for their meals.
Nero pains a smile as he tells the two who look at the piglet with sparkles in their eyes,
Nero: If it’s just that good a catch, why don’t we wait until it’s older and fatter before we eat it?
Piggy: Oink?!
Nero: That way, we all get more to eat. We’ve got a lot of mouths to feed, after all.
Shino: So we raise it to eat it? I like that.
Murr: True, true. At its current size, you could finish this pig off in three bites! I’m onboard with Nero's idea!
Mithra: How bothersome, I’m starving, I’ll have you know. Please make a pork sauté out of it immediately.
Murr, Shino, & Mithra: …
The three of them have their eyes locked onto the pig.
Piglet: Oinkie..!!
Whether it was scared out of its wits or chose to with all its strength, the little piglet wrestled itself out of Murr’s arms and ran out of the kitchen.
Murr: Alrighty, it’s time to play tag with the super rare piggy!
Shino: Hmph, hunting is my expertise. I’ll catch it in no time.
Heathcliff: W-Wait, you two!
Nero: Oof, my bad. I thought they’d stop trying to eat it for now if I put it like that.
Akira: Not at all, it was a great save! Let’s just focus on finding that pig before they do.
Heathcliff: Roger that!
Mithra: Haaugh, it’s finally quieted down.
Nero: W-Woah, Mithra, man! Weren’t you gonna go after the piglet?!
Mithra: Like I have the time to be chasing after a small pig. I’m hungry, Nero, so make me a meal.
Nero: Okay, okay…but couldja not tower over me from behind like that? Scared the shit outta me…